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VIAGRA is a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction (impotence) in men. It can help many men who have erectile dysfunction get and keep an erection when they become sexually excited (stimulated).

You will not get an erection just by taking this medicine. VIAGRA helps a man with erectile dysfunction get an erection only when he is sexually excited.


In many men with erectile dysfunction, VIAGRA helps the body's natural erection process. When a man is sexually excited, the penis will fill with enough blood to cause an erection. After sex is over, the erection goes away.


VIAGRA is only for patients with erectile dysfunction. VIAGRA is not for newborns, children, or women. Research is underway into the possible effectiveness of Viagra for Women, however until the results are known, we do not recommend the use of VIAGRA by women. Do not let anyone else take your VIAGRA. VIAGRA must be used only under a doctor's supervision.

VIAGRA must never be used by men who are taking any medicines that contain nitrates. Nitrates are found in many prescription medicines that are used to treat angina (chest pain due to heart disease) such as:

nitroglycerin (sprays, ointments, skin patches or pastes, and tablets that are swallowed or dissolved in the mouth) isosorbide mononitrate and isosorbide dinitrate (tablets that are swallowed, chewed, or dissolved in the mouth)

Nitrates are also found in illicit drugs such as amyl nitrate or nitrite ("poppers"). If you are not sure if any of your medicines contain nitrates, or if you do not understand what nitrates are, ask your doctor or pharmacist. If you take VIAGRA with any nitrate medicine or illicit drug containing nitrates, your blood pressure could suddenly drop to an unsafe level. You could get dizzy, faint, or even have a heart attack or stroke.


VIAGRA does not cure erectile dysfunction. It is a treatment for erectile dysfunction. VIAGRA does not protect you or your partner from getting sexually transmitted diseases, including HIV-the virus that causes AIDS. VIAGRA is not a hormone or an aphrodisiac.

Possible Side Effects

Like all medicines, VIAGRA can cause some side effects. These effects are usually mild and do not last long. Some of these side effects are more likely to occur with higher doses.

VIAGRA is generally well tolerated. Side effects are rare, but if experienced they are usually mild and temporary.

The following is a list of the most common side effects:



Upset Stomach,

Stuffy Nose,

How it works?
How it works?

Viagra is one of the safest and the most effective impotency drugs available. If you are having any erection problems, then online pharmacy is the best solution. One tablet of viagra can change your boring sex life into a thrilling experience.

Drug Uses

Doctors prescribe viagra as the drug acts fast than other impotency drugs. Erection and blood flow is closely related and when there is a steady flow of blood in the penile region, the penis gets good energy and good erection. Well, Viagra is an impotency tablet that relaxes the muscles, which means more blood is released into the penis.

How Taken

The doctors prescribe only one viagra tablet a day. For elderly persons, the doctors prescribe half of the tablet that is prescribed for an adult person. The tablet has to be taken about an hour before engaging in sexual activity. Once Viagra is taken, you can have immense pleasure continuously for a very long period.

Well, when taking viagra, keep in mind not to take an overdose as it can only do more harm. Well, you should also see that a second dose of viagra is taken only 24 hours after the first dose.

More Information

Never use viagra without contacting the doctor, as he is the right person who can make a right decision on the prescription. When approaching the physician for your impotency problem, do not hide any thing from him. Let the doctor know about all your medical conditions. He should have an idea about all the allergies that you have.

Tell the physician if you have any problems of the heart, blood, liver or kidney. Your doctor should also know if you are having painful erections or prolonged erections, ulcers in stomach and Peyronie's disease. If you have any of the above-mentioned health problems, the doctor may not prescribe viagra tablet or he may go regulate the doses.


Viagra may interact with certain medicines, especially medicines that contain nitrates. Therefore, if you are under any medication, including prescriptive or non-prescriptive drugs, better inform the doctor ahead.

The doctors will not recommend viagra if you are on any nitrate filled medication as combining the two will lead to many complications, especially the lowering of blood pressure to unsafe levels.

Well, you should also give up alcohol while taking viagra as it can only lead to many complications. Some persons have experienced sudden vision loss after using viagra. However, it is not yet established if viagra is the real cause of the sudden vision loss. Those who had diabetes, hypertension and earlier eye problems have experienced this sudden vision loss.

Side Effects

Like all impotency drugs, Viagra also comes with many side effects and allergic reactions. But the best thing is that the side effects and allergies are not that severe as compared to other drugs. Moreover, they do not last for a long time.

Well, some persons have experienced erections for a very long period after taking Viagra. Longer erections are not safe as it can damage the penis. So if you have any such condition, contact the doctor at once.

Jokes for today, July 24th
#1 The Dentist
A man went to the dental surgeon to have a
tooth pulled. The dentist pulled out a freezing
needle to numb the area.

"No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the
patient shouted.
So the dentist started to hook up the laughing
gas, and the man again objected. "I can't do the gas
thing! The thought of having a gas mask on is
suffocating to me!"

The dentist then asked if the man had any
objection to taking a pill. "No," the patient said,
"I'm fine with pills."

The dentist said, "Here, take this – it’s a online pharmacy viagra tablet."

The patient responded, "Wow, I didn't know
Viagra works as a pain pill."

"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will
give you something to hold onto when I pull out your

#2 The Search

One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.

His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

" Why are you stopping darling"? she whispered.

He whispered back, " I found the remote".

#3 Best Patients

Who are the best patients !

Five surgeons from across the country are discussing who are the best patients to perform surgery.

The first surgeon, an Irishman from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, an Italian from Chicago, responds. "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside is color coded."

The third surgeon, an Englishman from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, Mexican from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers ... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, an Indian from Rose Bud Rez, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable

#4 The Therapist

A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?" The husband thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf."

#5 Man Jokes...with apologies to the ladies.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since the then, niether God nor Man has rested.

#6 Ole

A Minnesota story!!!

All of his life Ole had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday.

On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink. So when Ole's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Sven took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Ole stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned! Sven just managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Ole went to see his grandmother. "Grandma, it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?"

Granny looked into Ole's eyes and said, "Because, you dumb ass, your Father, grandfather and great-grandfather were born in January; you were born in July."

A Doctor in Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he
approached his assistant "Ole, I am going hunting tomorrow and we
don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic
and take care of our patients".

"Yes, sir!!!" answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So,
Ole, how was your day?"

Ole told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo Ya Ole, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Ole.

"Bravo, bravo Ole! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman
enters like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything
including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: HELP ME! For 5 years I have not seen any man!!!!!"

And what did you do Ole?" asks the doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes."

When Is A Placebo Not A Placebo?
When Is A Placebo Not A Placebo?

Irving Kirsch, best known for that 2008 meta-analysis allegedly showing that "Prozac doesn't work", has hit the headlines again.

This time it's a paper claiming that something does work. Actually Kirsch is only a minor author on the paper by Kaptchuck et al: Placebos without Deception.

In essence, they asked whether a placebo treatment - a dummy pill with no active ingredients - works even if you know that it's a placebo. Conventional wisdom would say no, because the placebo effect is driven by the patient's belief in the effectiveness of the pill.

Kaptchuck et al took 80 patients with Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) and recruited them into a trial of "a novel mind-body management study of IBS". Half of the patients got no treatment at all. The other half got inert cellulose capsules, after having been told, truthfully, that the viagra contained no active drugs but also having been told to expect improvement in a 15 minute briefing session on the grounds that
placebo cialis, something like sugar pills, have been shown in rigorous clinical testing to produce significant mind-body self-healing processes.
Guess what? The placebo group did better than the no treatment group, or at least they reported that they did (all the outcomes were subjective). The article has been much blogged about, and you should read those posts for a more detailed and in some cases skeptical examination, but really, this is entirely unsurprising and doesn't challenge the conventional wisdom about placebos.

The folks in this trial believed in the possibility that the pills would make them feel better. They just wouldn't have agreed to take part otherwise. And when those people got the treatment that they expected to work, they felt better. That's just the plain old placebo effect. We already know that the placebo effect is very strong in IBS, a disease which is, at least in many cases, psychosomatic.

So the only really new result here is that there are people out there who'll believe that they'll experience improvement from sugar pills, if you give them a 15 minute briefing about the "mind-body self-healing" properties of those pills. That's an interesting addition to the record of human quirkiness, but it doesn't really tell us anything new about placebos.

ResearchBlogging.orgKaptchuk, T., Friedlander, E., Kelley, J., Sanchez, M., Kokkotou, E., Singer, J., Kowalczykowski, M., Miller, F., Kirsch, I., & Lembo, A. (2010). Placebos without Deception: A Randomized Controlled Trial in Irritable Bowel Syndrome PLoS ONE, 5 (12) DOI: 10.1371/journal.pone.0015591

LIQUID- albomar(animal medicine)/ nemocid (human medicine)
0.5 ml x 1 time a day, for 3 days(KITTENS)
1 ml x 1 time a day, for 3 days(PUPS/CATS)

TABLETS- drontal, worex(BOTH NOT SUITABLE FOR CATS), prazi plus, praziquentel, pyrantel, plozin (animal medicines), zentel (human medicine)
1/4 tablet x 1 time, every 30 days (PUPS, after they are 2 months old)
1/2 tablet x 1 time, every 45 days/ 60 days (CATS/ PUPS ABOVE 6 MTHS)
1 tablet x 1 time a day for 2 days (ADULT DOGS above 25 kilos, every 6 months)

prazivet is a deworming tablet specially made for cats, and it takes care of tapeworms, round worms also.

use liquid medicine for younger animals like puppies and kittens rather than cialis. tablet can be given after the animal is 3/4 months old adult cats and dogs (over 2 years) dont need to be dewormed frequently. if your pet shows signs of worms, then deworm them, if they dont, deworm once in 6 months or so.
also, tablets like drontal, worex etc, have dosage as per body weight of your animal. so please check the weight of the animal before giving the medicine (preferably speak to your vet and get a recommendation/ suggestion)
SYMPTOMS- worms in stools (long white worms like threads) or very tiny ones seen near anus, scooting (rubbing anal region on ground in sitting position), big stomach, not eating food/ over eating, less weight even after eating food properly, plae gums (anemia) for no reason.
worms are also caused by fleas, who lay eggs on body of animal, which is then licked. so it is very important that when you deworm your pet/stray, there are no fleas on their body. if there are fleas, then deworming will not have as much effect and worms will come back

LIQUID- domstal/ perinorm (human medicine. perinorm preferred for cats))
0.2ml x 1 time, every hour till vomitting stops (KITTENS/PUPS)
0.5ml x 1 time, every hour till vomitting stops (CATS)

If your pet/ stray is vomitting blood or passing blood in urine, please CONSULT VET IMMEDIATELY. the animal may be poisoned and need urgent medication. if your cat/ pup vomits only once or twice, no need for medication. it may just have an upset stomach or something, which will get cured after giving proper food. only if the vomitting is more than 3/4 times in a day, prefer giving medicine

LIQUID- metrogyl/ normetrogyl/ flagyl/ dyrade m (human baby medicines)
1ml x 2 times a day (CATS/PUPS)

results show that use of metronidazole in cats, causes kidney failure. so please check with a vet and only then give medicine to a kitten/ cat. on the other hand, pinch of isabgol(dry) in food, also helps in taking care of loosies in kittens (but not to be used frequently). if your animal has loose motions, please see to it that it is hydrated. try giving it 1ml water every 2 hours or so, so that water is retained in the body. also, along with the above medication, give neutrolin-b, which is a syrup to make immunity stronger.

LIQUID- neopeptine/ liquid paraffin (human medicine)
1ml x 1 time a day (CATS/PUPS)

1/4 TEASPOON x 1 time a day (CATS)
1 teaspoon x 1 time a day (DOGS)

mix isabgol in water for atleast 10 mins or so, and it will form a paste, which can be mixed in food. since isabgol is a natural fiber, it is not harmful to pets (overuse can lead to anal fissures). also, dont give it for a long time. give it for a couple of days in a week (only if the animal shows signs of constipation). on other hand, bhindi juice is also a good laxative. boil 2 sliced bhindis in 1 cup water, boil it down to 1/2 cup. You can give cats 1 tablespoon of this liquid mixed in food (in a day), and to dogs you can give half cup. Leave out seeds as it can lead to urine crystals.

LIQUID- osteopet (animal medicine)
1ml x 1 time a day (CATS/PUPS)
2ml x 2 times a day (DOGS)

verol (animal medicine)
0.5ml x 2 times a day (KITTENS/ CATS/ PUPS)

even though these are multivitamin medicines, please see to it that your animal gets all required nutrition from its food. overuse of any medicine is not good for animals health. only if vet suggests or if the animal is rescued in a bad condition, it needs to be given this medication. healthy animals, dont need vitamin suppliments.

LIQUID- livjivan (animal medicine) bestozyme (human enzyme medicine)
0.2 ml x 1 time a day (KITTENS)
0.5ml x 1 time a day (PUPPY)
1ml x 1 time a day (CATS)
2/3 ml x 2 times a day (DOGS, depending on size)

LIQUID- vitabest/ vitapet (animal medicine)
1ml x 1 time a day (PUPS/ CATS)
3ml x 1 time a day (DOGS)

it is codliver oil, which helps the coat to become shiny and helps in having good eyesight also.

LIQUID- digyton (animal medicine), perinorm (human medicine)
0.5ml x 1 time a day (PUPS/ CATS)
1ml x 2 times a day (DOGS)

sometimes, cats dont react well to digyton. it is not very effective in them, so try perinorm instead (perinorm is for general nausea, upset stomach)

LIQUID- oflox (eye and ear human medicine))
put a 1 drop directly into the eyes 2 times a day

pyremon drops put 1 drop directly into the eyes 2 times a day

rub neem oil in opposite direction to hair growth. all the fleas will jump off the animal and ticks will die in a couple of days. for skin problems, rub the oil and leave it on the animal (for strays, incase of pets, u can shampoo after a day). rub it every couple of days, till the allergy goes away. since it is not chemical based, it does not affect the dog if licked

i have put a couple of drops of tincture iodine also on ticks and have seen good results. tincture iodine is already a antiseptic medicine and the ticks die and fall the next day if a couple of drops are put directly on it

LIQUID- nilgiri/ eucalyptus oil with coconut oil
since cats have a habit of licking themselves everytime, neem oil causes vomitting in them, so prefer a mixture of nilgiri and coconut oil or warm water. take 1 drop of nilgiri oil with 4 drops of pure coconut oil (not prefumed hair oil), mix it in palm and then apply it on body of kitten/ cat. if the fleas ticks are not gone after 1 application, then repeat after 3/4 days. only in case of severe infection repeat after 1 day. stop using after the fleas and ticks are gone. u can probably apply 1c in 15/20 days to keep them free from fleas.

fleas tend to genrally stay on animals who dont have a good immune system. so if your pet has frequent tick/flea problem, it means that your pet is not healthy enough. you can take it to a vet to know if there is any health reason that is making your pet weak

POWDER- notix
take little powder in hand, and rub it on the animal. if it is a small pup, then take very little quantity. for dogs, u can take more, but please ensure that it is not going to be licked.

do not use on cats and kittens, as they lick themselves too often. please DO NOT try to pluck ticks out of animals. ticks attach themselves to body parts, and when plucked, cause a bleeding in dogs. also, if the sucker of the tick is left in the body, then it may cause infection of that are. so avoid plucking ticks from animals. use medicine/ powder instead and let them fall off naturally

crush ivermectin tablet (use least strength, 6mg, and dab the powder on the wound, cover it with onitment like soframycin or cotton. repeat next day if maggots are still alive. clean the wound with tincture iodine (dosent burn) or any iodine solution and apply acrilin or hymax ointment. if tablet is not available, ivermectin injection can also b sprayed on the wound. (injection should not b given without consulting a vet). do not use chloroform or camphor tablets in any form on animals unless u are a vet yourself! (chloroform burns like hell, and the animal will be in too much pain overdose can also kill the animal, so please dont use unless u are experienced in handling the animal or using medicine)

topicure spray is also very useful in this case. spray the area with topicure and continue till wound heals. eucalyptus oil can also be poured on the wound

if it is not a maggot wound, then apply a few drops of tincture iodine (red liquid) on the wound. it does not hurt a lot and is ok if licked.
topicure can also be sprayed on the injured area
acrilin/kailash jeevan can be applied on the injured part. if the wound is deep or big, then it should also be covered in hymax, as it will not allow flies to sit on the wound and lay eggs.
neosporin powder/ negasunt powder can be dabbed on the wound, it will make the wound dry and will heal faster.

if any animal is found bleeding a lot, then put turmeric or tincture iodine or tincture benzoine or potassium permanganate crystals on the wound and hold it till it stops bleeding. even ice can be applied in that area, if animal allows. put the part above the heart level, or at a higher level than rest of body, so blood dosent flow out.
liquid hemlock can also be poured to stop bleeding

a lot of times you see red boils on your cats and dogs, which probably are due to a insect bite or some allergy. if your pet shows discomfort, you can apply caladryl (human lotion) on the affected area. do not apply over whole body, apply only on affected areas caladryl will form a layer over the area, so care needs to be taken that the animal dosent lick it. it maybe dangerous to allow the animal to lick and ingest it, so keep a watch on the pet after the application.


Arnica Mont. 1M - for injury and pain - 3 doses a day. You can give 4 doses a day if pain is acute (e.g. after accident) - or even every 2 hours up to 6 doses in the day until the dog gets help. However, reduce to 3 doses later.

Aconite Nap. 1M - for shock and fear (e.g. after accident when there is no injury but the animal shows signs of shock - lying immobile, staring, rapid breathing, pale gums, shivering)

Phosphorus 200 - for uncontrollable bleeding. If very severe (eg artery severed and blood gushing) give one dose every 15 minutes, then as the bleeding lessens, give it every 30 minutes, then every 2 hours, then every 4 hours and then stop once the bleeding stops completely. It's very important not to overdose.

Calendula Q Mother tincture - pour on wounds for quicker healing

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